[Verse 1]
I was working my magic one night at the Rusty Spur
I was talking that you know what to you know her
I was laying it down like barbecue sauce
Brushing it on real thick
When you walked in, flashed her a grin
I never lost a woman that quick

[Chorus]
Damn you Bubba
With your '82 Cadillac
Your new hairdo and your dancing shoes
You're making me look bad
Aww, damn you Bubba
With your 50 dollar bank roll
And brand new jeans, I know what that means
Bubba got a j-o-b
Aww, damn you Bubba

[Verse 2]
Last week Bubba sat at the shallow end of the bar
He was one of us trying his best to just win her heart
I walked up to him and said
"Hey Bubba let me get in on your plan"
He leaned back and laughed and said
"The Bubba don't run with a wing man"
[Chorus]
Aww, damn you Bubba
With your '82 Cadillac
Your new hairdo and your dancing shoes
You're making me look bad
Damn you Bubba
With your 50 dollar bank roll
And brand new jeans, I know what that means
Bubba got a j-o-b, and I d-o-n-t
Aww, damn you Bubba

[Bridge]
Turned in my application Friday morning
6 am on the dot
The man called Monday said "I'm sorry
But Bubba done filled that spot"

[Interlude]
Aww, damn you Bubba
Yeah, always knew momma liked you best

[Chorus]
Aww, damn you Bubba
With your '82 Cadillac
Your new hairdo and your dancing shoes
You're making me look bad
Damn you Bubba
With your 50 dollar bank roll
And your brand new jeans, I know what that means
Bubba got a j-o-b, and I d-o-n-t
I gotta get a j-o-b
Aww, damn you Bubba
Aww, damn you Bubba
[Outro]
You call yourself the Bubba
I mean who does that, really, you know
I'm telling daddy
Remember that Tonka truck you lost when we were kids
I still got it