[Lou Reed]
Never been to London never been to France
Never wore a sari never learned to dance
Never walked down to 42nd street fairs
Never smoked any filtered air

Guess It's true what all the people say
Gonna have to mend my old time ways
Yeah i guess it's true
Guess I led a sheltered life

Never walked about on the streets at night
Never got into an uptown fight
Never smoked a hookah never saw a rug
Couldn't even squash a beetle bug

Guess it's true gonna have to change my ways
Guess it's true what all the people say
Oh I guess it's true
I guess I lived a sheltered life

[Kazoo solo]

Never went to parties in a chauffeured car
Never wore a top hat guess i won't get far
Never learned to handle all the things that I've seen
Maybe I'll grow up to be big and mean
Guess It's true what all the people say
Gonna have to change my old time ways
Yeah i guess it's true
Guess I led a sheltered life