I want to be the very best
That no one ever was
To fuck them is my real test
To fuck them is also my cause

I will travel across the land
Fucking far and wide
Each Pokemon, to understand
What's going on inside

Pokemon, gotta' fuck 'em
It's you and me
It's my fucking destiny
Pokemon, ohh
You're my best friend
A friend with benefits

Pokemon, gotta' fuck 'em
A fuck so true
I'll fuck that and then I'll fuck you
You fuck me and I'll fuck you
Pokemon, gotta' fuck 'em all (gotta fuck 'em all)
Poke-your-mon

I fucked a lot of Pokemon
Let me show them to you all
I fucked this thing that came out of the ground
You can probably imagine how I did that
I got the horn real bad
When I fucked this thing with a horn
Things got real full on
When the horn began to spin

Pokemon, I fucked a Mr Mime
But it might have just been some guy
Pokemon, ohh
You're my best friend
A friend that I can fuck in the cunt with my dick

Pokemon, gotta' fuck 'em
I fucked this bird
I fucked just this normal bird
Then I fucked this dog I found and burnt off my dick

I fucked a "hot dog"
Not a hot dog
I fucked a dog