[Broden]
Hello Folkes
Welcome to the show!
Take your seats we're ready to go;
We're Aunty Donna
Yeah, that's for sure
A comedy group, that's made of four
We do skits, bits and parody too
But first let us say g'day to you...

[Mark]
It's me Mark!
I love to dance a bit
And if you make me upset I'll hit you in the tit
I'm an Italian man, 'bonjouno' to you
I'll cook something nice like spaghetti for two
A little dash of this
And a sprinkle of spice
These people say
"Mark
You're not very good at cooking"

[Broden]
Gee whizz I'm a regular guy
(Although I did wanna be a lady for a while)
I love kickin' footy
Hanging with mates
Gee I love a frothy
Mmm that'd be great
[Mark]
Hey bro!

[Broden]
Yeah?

[Mark]
You know what we forgot to
Err, umm...

[Broden]
I'm sorry, can we help you?

[Paul]
Hi guys, my name is Paul
Have you guys ever played paintball?
'Cause I've got a...

[Mark]
So it's time for us to introduce
Our third member
He's a bit of a goose

[Brodden]
He's got long black hair that's a little bit frayed
And it also seems he's a tad delayed
[Mark]
Oh my God, is that a plane?
No, it's the one, it's the only:
Zach Ruane!

[Both]
Woahhhhhhh

[Zach]
Hey guys sorry I'm late
I was just trying to kill myself

I'm very sad

[Mark]
So dudes
There's just one more
To introduce and that makes us four

[Broden]
As two or three, we'd be crap
But we're never gonna ever have to deal with that!

[Mark]
So let's bring him on
Gee that'd be great!
[Zach]
I'm filled with loathing and self hate!

[Mark]
He's the hot one that makes the girls go ooo

[Paul]
And don't forget he's the funniest

[Mark]
So funny he'll blow your cranium

[Zach]
So let's welcome to the show

[All three]
It's Adrian!
Yayyyy!

Yayyyy!

[Broden]
Um

[All three}
Yay