[Verse: Broden]
It's the first of school and heck
One of my electives was Home Ec
I chose it as a bludge subject
But it turned out sick 'cause we got to make scones

[Bridge]
Best day of my life
Best day of my life

[Verse: Zach]
The year 11's are away on camp and they usually sit on the bench
But because they were away on camp
We got to sit on the bench

[Bridge]
Best day of my life
Best day of my life

[Verse: Mark]
Had a new teacher for Health today
Only took 8 minutes to make him cry

[Bridge]
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
[Verse: Zach]
At recess I wanted a can of Coke
So I went to the machine to get a Coke
I put in two bucks then pressed the button
And serious, I got ten cans of Coke
Put the cans in my jumper
The I put 'em in my locker
Then I went back to get more cans of Coke
I ended up with 48 Cokes
And 4 Deep Spring Orange Mineral Waters

[Bridge]
Best day of my life
Best day of my life

[Verse: Demi]
I just found a big stick

[Bridge]
Best day of my life
Best day of my life

[Verse: Broden]
Friday was a casual day
To raise funds for Sudan or some shit
Tim showed up in his uniform and we were like;
"You're in your uniform!"
And he was like;
"I don't even care!"
But he did care
'Cause he called his Mum
And she brought him a Billabong top
But we still called him 'Uniform cunt'
[Bridge]
Best day of my life
Best day of my life

[Verse: Demi]
I hit Andrew with my stick

[Bridge]
Best day of my life
Best day of my life

[Verse: Zach]
Daniel came late to school
'Cause he went to his oncologist
He got KFC on the way to school
And he gave me a chippie!

[Bridge]
Best day of my life
Best day of my life

[Verse: Mark]
I walk into English class
They put on Shrek:
Fuckin' sick!
[Bridge]
Best day of my life

[Verse: Demi]
Mr. Harry took my stick

[Bridge]
Worst day of my life
Worst day of my life

[Verse: Broden]
Our period 3 got cancelled because the school counselor called a year-level meeting
To talk to us about an incident involving a teacher in a car accident
We did no work
We just sat in the gym
And they talked to us about grief and stuff
And then period 4 was supposed to be a test
But we didn't have the test because they teacher was dead!

[Bridge]
Best day of my life

[Verse: Mark]
Pat got a stiffy
It was funny

[Bridge]
Stiffies are funny
Stiffies are funny

[Outro (talking)]
Oh man that's fucked
What you mean about the dead teacher?
No about the stick man!