[Intro: Broden as Number Three]
Oh man, this party is L-A-M-E
(Murmurs of agreement)
I wish we all knew the same simple dance

[Verse 1: Mark as Diego & Zac as Roy]
If you're looking for a new dance craze
Me and my brother will amaze
Macarena, Nut-a-bush, Gangnam, stop!
None compare to the
Chop chop

[Chorus]
Everybody do the chop chop
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
You'll never want to stop stop
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop

[Verse 2: Zac as Roy]
Move those hands from bottom to top
It's not hard to chop chop
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Fantastic now you chop chop
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Number three chop chop for me
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
[Chorus]
Everybody do the chop chop
Not everybody has got it yet
Make your party pop pop
You, number three, follow me

[Verse 3: Zac as Roy & Broden as Number Three]
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Good try, but let's workshop
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Please watch what I am doing
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Yeah! Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop

[Chorus]
Everybody do the chop chop
No Diego, not yet
Maybe let it drop drop
Please, let me do this
OK

[Bridge]
(It's easy)
OK, chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
(It's so simple to do this dance)
No, chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
[Interlude: Zac as Roy & Number Three]
Maria, OK that's great but I need you to stop for like five fucking seconds OK? Olé, let's do this
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
No, chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
No, ch-ch chop chop
Chop chop chop
Ch-ch chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
No, chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Good energy, but get it right!
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Stop! Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
Roy, maybe just let it -
No, no, no, no one more go
Ch-ch chop chop, come on
Chop chip

[Interlude 2]
Chip?! What the fuck is a chip?!
Chip chop chip
No! No! It's like you're not even taking the Chop Chop seriously!
Roy, maybe -
No!
[Screaming in European]
And you!
Yis?
I say get out of my Chop Chop Academy!
Alright, hooroo!
Hooroo?
Bye bye
Hooroo to you!
Now that we've gotten rid of that fuck
Let's continue with the chop chop

[Chorus]
Everybody do the chop chop
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop
You'll never want to stop stop
Chop chop chop ch-ch chop chop chop

[Section 2]
Perfect now, section two!
Chop rest chop jump ball chain pivot turn
Rest jump chop chop pivot turn chop
Time step turn chop step chop chop
Rest, rest, rest, chop!