[Skit: BRODEN KELLY & HAMISH BLAKE]
*Dial tone*
HAMISH BLAKE: Dad?
BRODEN KELLY: Uh, no, hi, is this, is this Hamish Blake?
HAMISH BLAKE: Yeah. Yeah, sorry, who's this?
BRODEN KELLY: Hi Hamish, it's Broden Kelly from comedy group Aunty Donna. How are you?
HAMISH BLAKE: Uh, yeah, good man. Uh, sorry, long hair, beard or...?
BRODEN KELLY: Uh, nah, I'm, I'm uh, erm, I'm actively have a large forehead. That is by choice. Erm, and I'm a ginger head
HAMISH BLAKE: Oh yeah, I know you
BRODEN KELLY: Erm, I've just been, I'm calling, we're doing an album and I mentioned you in one of the songs as a famous person I know. I just wanted to double-check that that's cool
HAMISH BLAKE: Sorry, you uh, say that again for a sec?
I just, we're making a comedy album. Aunty, I'm in a comedy group called Aunty Donna
HAMISH BLAKE: Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I'm loosely aware of some of the online stuff, erm...
BRODEN KELLY: Yeah, uh, you...
HAMISH BLAKE: I'm just surprised that... I didn't think you guys were comedy album level yet. Who—who are you making it with?
BRODEN KELLY: Erm, uh, uh, etcetc, it's sort of, we're still doing contract tours and stuff, but it should be with etcetc. Erm, but anyways,...
HAMISH BLAKE: That's a big, slow year for those
BRODEN KELLY: Nah, there's a lot of—there's a lot of energy online, and I think that, like, a lot of audiences are moving to online and it's a real platform for people now, so it shows...
HAMISH BLAKE: Yeah, look, you've had a couple good of good bounces. I wouldn't get carried away. Yeah, but I mean, good luck
BRODEN KELLY: Yeah, it's probably like, a lot of our YouTube videos have more views than your—than your stuff on, on mainstream...
HAMISH BLAKE: Oh, man, look, hey. Uh, who knows what's a bot, who knows what's a real pair of eyes? I'm not here to contest
BRODEN KELLY: Exactly, yeah. No one knows what a real pair of eyes are, and like, you know. And, and, 'cause... apart from like the stats that are on every one of our videos. Like, and you can see...
HAMISH BLAKE: Yeah, cool. I'm just saying it 'cause we got two ARIA Awards for Comedy Album. You might want some genuine feedback
BRODEN KELLY: Well it's a really hard award to win. No
HAMISH BLAKE: Hey man, what're you calling about?
BRODEN KELLY: I just wanted to check if it's cool to use your, your name
HAMISH BLAKE: Well, no
*Disconnect tone*