[Verse: Moogie Woogie, Broden, Mark]
Let's boogie
Let's boogie
Moogie, what's your kind of favourite of food?
Moogie Woogie's favourite food is Moogie Woogie
Moogie, what kind of clothes do you wear?
Moogie Woogie only wears what kind of clothes if the Moogie Woogie doogie boogie boogie woogie moogie
Moogie, I've got severe haemorrhoids
Preparation H is best for you
You put in your bum, and then you can boogie woogie
Moogie, have you ever been on a date?
Moogie Woogie went on a moogie woogie date
Took Moogie Woogie out to the moogie woogie club
It's a moogie woogie boogie with the moogie woogie girl
And moogie woogie did the woogie moogie boogie
Moogie, what kind of movies do you like?
Moogie Woogie likes all kinds of movies, but my favourite trilogy is:
Moogie Woogie 1, Moogie Woogie 2: The Moogie Woogie Returns and Moogie Woogie 3: Moogie Woogie Boogie!
Moogie, when you're going out at night? [unintelligible] well, is it a fright?
Moogie Woogie gets all kinds of fun
Like just recently, Moogie Woogie found a lump
A lump in his testicle, Moogie Woogie was scared
Turns out Moogie had Moogie Woogie cancer
Oh my god
Do the Moogie Boogie
Step to the left
Step to the right
Out of time?
On the line
Step-
Uh oh
[Outro: Mark (Spoken)]
One day, I'm gonna fuck that Moogie