[Verse 1]
Must be mistaking me with the maid we don't have
Can't even wash your whiskey out your glass
I gave you no loving in a month or so
Can't live without you but I can't let you go

[Chorus]
Hey, hey, it's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married

[Verse 2]
You better start working some overtime
Can't buy high heels on nickels and dimes
You're going bald and I'm getting fat
I hate your mom and you hate my dad

[Chorus]
Hey, hey, it's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married

[Verse 2]
I'll cook your dinner if you wash my car
May as well keep going, hell we made it this far
We'll both play our parts in this disaster
I'll be the bitch and you'll be the bastard
[Chorus]
Hey, hey, it's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married

Hey, hey, it's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married

We'll spend forever unhappily married
We'll spend forever unhappily married
Can I get an amen?
Amen