[Chorus - Ashley Monroe, Blake Shelton, Both]
You ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
No, and you ain't Porter

[Verse 1 - Ashley Monroe, Blake Shelton]
Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit
That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night
Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might
Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through
We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do

[Chorus - Ashley Monroe, Blake Shelton, Both]
Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
[Verse 2 - Ashley Monroe, Blake Shelton]
You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way
Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay
Oh, we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough
Honey, I will always love you, but we'll never know

[Chorus - Ashley Monroe, Blake Shelton, Both]
You ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
No, and you ain't Porter

[Outro - Ashley Monroe, Blake Shelton]
No, you ain't Dolly
And you ain't Porter