[Intro: Alexis Taylor]
Ain't it hard to be funky when you're not feeling sexy?
And it's hard to feel sexy when you're not very funky

[Verse 1: Alexis Taylor]
Well, funky is a funny word and I don't know just what it means
But I know that it means the world to you and me
Ain't it hard to uncover all the meaning lost under the covers
And you search the whole world over
But the world is now all but over

[Chorus: Alexis Taylor]
What's that you're saying?
Watch what it does to me
I stare in silence
Can't you change your tune for me?
What's that you're saying?
Watch what it does to you
Deeper into a funk
You're sliding down in the groove

[Verse 2: Alexis Taylor]
Ain't it hard to be flexi?
When you feel kind of clunky
And your heart's made of plexi
But your wrist's like a junky's
I listen to "Live at Praxis"
As the world spins on its axis
And it turns on a spindle
There's a hole in the middle
[Chorus: Alexis Taylor]
What's that you're saying?
Watch what it does to me
I stare in silence
Can't you change your tune for me?
What's that you're saying?
Watch what it does to you
Deeper into a funk
You're sliding down in the groove

[Chorus: Alexis Taylor]
What's that you're saying?
Watch what it does to me (What's that you're saying?)
I stare in silence
Can't you change your tune for me?
What's that you're saying?
Watch what it does to you (What's that you're saying?)
Deeper into a funk
You're sliding down in the groove

[Chorus: Lou Hayter]
What's that you're saying?
Watch what it does to me
I stare in silence
Can't you change your tune for me?
What's that you're saying?
Watch what it does to you
Deeper into a funk
You're sliding down in the groove
[Post-Chorus: Lou Hayter]
Just for the record
You sound like a broken record
Don't spin it back for me
Read the room, now can't you see?
Your disc ain't so flexi
You straight up perplex me
You're caught up inside your head
When you could find excstasy