[Verse 1]
It's been a couple days
And I'm still stuck in TSA
Behind Macklemore and his wife
This crazy bitch won't stop screaming
Now old people are dying
And young kids are hungry and crying
Still this bitch just won't shut up
I just wanna go home to my family
I got a plane to catch
Or was that yesterday?
Or was that the day before?
I'm losing track of time
Now she's taking her arm and
Putting it in the X-ray machine
And flipping people off
So they can see her middle finger skeleton

[Chorus]
'Cause Macklemore's wife she just don't care
You're gonna stand in TSA right there
And watch this bitch freak out
'Cause Macklemore's wife don't give a fuck
You wanna get through TSA?
Motherfucker, good luck
'Cause your stupid ass is stuck
Stuck behind this cunt
[Verse 2]
And as the days go by
Well the people in line
They begin to die
'Cause we're running out of food
We've been living off pretzels, peanuts and pop
A young child walks up to me and says
"Sir, can you spare some calories?"
He said his mom's not doing well
I tell him "no
I only got enough pretzels for myself"
So he walks away, disappointed
But I don't really care
'Cause now Macklemore's wife
Well she's kicking over trash cans
And pulling out her hair
Oh god, what did I do to deserve this?
Macklemore's wife thinks my life is fucking worthless

[Chorus]
'Cause Macklemore's wife, she just don't care
You're gonna stand in TSA right there
And watch this bitch freak out
'Cause Macklemore's wife don't give a fuck
You wanna get through TSA?
Motherfucker, good luck
Your stupid ass is stuck
Stuck behind this cunt