[Verse 1]
I once walked down a dark, dark alleyway
A handsome man stood in the shadows
The name tag on his shirt said "Chris" (who is this?)
He took my wrist and pressed me gently up against the wall
And then he brought on me a kiss (it was bliss)

[Chorus]
'Cause you can’t resist Chris Hemsworth, it's impossible
No you can't resist Chris Hemsworth, it’s improbable
No it's impossible

[Verse 2]
I looked deep in his bright blue eyes
They shined just as bright as the blue sky
I ran my hands across his abs (they were fab!)
His golden hair brought so much light, it brought light into my dark life
He said I had to call him dad (I was glad!)

[Chorus]
'Cause you can't resist Chris Hemsworth, it's impossible
No you can't resist Chris Hemsworth, it's improbable
No it's impossible

[Bridge]
Chris take me away to Asgard and fill me with your love
Hold me tight in your big arms, a big Chris Hemsworth hug
And if I resist it doesn’t mean I don’t want it I just want you to fight
And if I resist, well I still wanna be hammered for the rest of my life
And if I resist it doesn't mean I don’t want you, I still want you tonight
And if I resist, well I still wanna be hammered for the rest of my life—
[Chorus]
You can't resist Chris Hemsworth (it's impossible to do)
You can't resist Chris Hemsworth (it’s impossible to do)
You can't (you can't resist) resist (look what you did) Chris Hemsworth (you can't resist) it's impossible (look what you did) to do
You can't (you can't resist) resist (look what you did) Chris Hemsworth (you can't resist) it's impossible (you can't resist) to do
It's impossible (you can't resist) it's impossible (you can't resist) it's impossible

[Ending]
Told me you loved me, thought you changed up
Told me you changed but you're doing the same stuff
Running around here, like I don't know nothing
Running around here, you don't get no loving
Told me you loved me, thought you changed up
Told me you changed but you're doing the same stuff
Running around here, like I don't know nothing
Running around here, you don't get no loving