[Verse]
I've been up I've been down, I've been 600lb
I've been waiting in line for too long
I would walk to the fridge and eat this whole deep dish but I'm tired from writing this song
And my horse is pissed off cuz it hurts when he walks but that ain't no problem of mine
I'll still climb on his back, I still ride that old nag till I put a dent in his spine
Cuz my heart's feeling heavy like a bag of little debbies
I fucked up the axles in both of my Chevies
I've been to the bottom of bottles of booze
Love women so much that I grew my own boobs
I rode this Amigo through Walmart today and I can't get back up when I kneel down to pray
I'm not Johnny Cash but I'm still from the South
Now look how much shit I can fit in my mouth

[Outro]
Country music