Oh my, grandma's peed her pants again
Oh my grandma's peed her pants
Oh my, grandma's peed her pants again
Oh my grandma's peed her pants

And I got it on my hand
And I got it on my hand
And I got it on my hand
And I got it on my hand

Pee out all the good stuff, and then you
Pee out all the good stuff, and then you
Good stuff comes in different sizes
Good stuff comes in many shapes

You pee out the good stuff, then you
Pee out all the good stuff, and then you

Grandma
Grandma's fallen down before the slot machine
And is the toilet really moving?
Or has grandma just had too much to drink?

Oh my, grandma's peed her pants again
Oh my grandma's peed her pants
Oh my, grandma's peed her pants again
Oh my grandma's peed her pants
And I got it on my hand
And I got it on my hand
And I got it on my hand
And I got it on my hand

'Cause it takes time to get your head on straight
'Cause it takes time to

Pee out all the good stuff, and then you
Pee out all the good stuff, and then you
Good stuff comes in different sizes
Good stuff comes in many shapes

You pee out the good stuff, and then you
Pee out all the good stuff