[Verse: GTB Tezz, Donkey Fart, Davi Dynamic]
I just scammed my momma for five bucks
I just slapped my white girlfriend cause she keep begging for Starbucks
I just smacked a fat n***a with a piece of a anchovy
I just scammed a Star Wars n***a named Oki D'Goki
Fat n***a think he Ayo, always tryna eat Rollies
I just fucked this homeless bitch and she didn't even know me
Smacked the fuck out a bald n***a, his name was Charles Barkley
And my momma beat my ass cause I lost her fuckin car keys
I just slapped a fat n***a and he look like Sergio Kitchens
I just scammed a white n***a named General Pickens
I just fucked a big bitch, her ass was built like a raisin
Her ass was tryna renegade, her ass looked like Boo-Bop Davis
Caught a n***a lackin, knocked his shoes off his fuckin feet
Scammed a Indian n***a and I think his name was Baljeet
Slapped a fat n***a cuz he took all my Reese's
I just fucked a fat black bitch and her first name was Keke
Ion care if that bitch pregnant, bitch Ima let the banger shoot
I let all my homies [?] fat bald bitches like Caillou
My n***a just got scammed by a plug cause they wouldn't listen
I just saw a special ed n***a beating his meat in the back of detention
I just smacked my Auntie cause she didn't buy me no VC
I just ran in the living room and I hit my lil cousin with a TV
I just beat this n***a ass at the park, he went and told his Uncle
I just called my dad, that n***a finna hit his ass with a five knuckle shuffle
N***as fucked up in the crib watching porn with they lil sister
I just stole 99 cents from my momma so I could go buy a Swisher
Lil n***as fucked up in the crib, selling reggie
I just scammed the fuck out fat white bitch, her first name was Becky
I was bout to fuck this bitch but her ass smell like bull dick
Her momma ugly as shit and her brother built like Ludacris
I got bitches on my Instagram live and they talkin shit
I just ran in this n***a crib, hit his grandma with a fuckin brick
I just threw this n***a's dog, you might think I'm Michael Vick
That bitch said she had a pussy but she whipped out a fuckin dick
I just saw a dyke with a fade buss her ass with some roller skates
I just watched a sped n***a close his dick in the microwave
I just seen a sped n***a close his dick in a washing machine
Tony Lockett stole my burrito so I hung him by his fuckin dingaling
[Outro: Davi Dynamic, Donkey Fart]
Yo fuck Tony Lockett, fuck Tori Lockett, you know what I'm sayin
Shoutout John Cena
You know the fuckin vibes n***a
My n***a [?], my n***a Davi
You know what the FUCK goin on n***a
Ay, fuck fat n***as 2020
Ay, all my n***as hate fat n***as, fuck all the fat n***as
Man, y'all n***as go to hell
Sike nah
Wait
Wait
Wait
Fuck fat n***as on god
Ay, shoutout Kyle!