I don't want a partner, I want a wife
Someone who's happy taking care of my life
Where's my Edith Bunker, Laura Petrie, Wilma Flintstone?

I want to go back to a simpler time
When men were men and women had no say
Content to love, honor and obey
I want to be greeted with a massage and a martini
The way master was by his Jeannie
I don't buy this independence and doing your own thing
I want a woman to make me feel like a king
This ship is sinking and I'm swimming for my life
I don't want a partner... damn it
I want a wife