Peter: ♪I used to get awfully moody♪

♪When dating a fair-skinned cutie.♪

♪'Cause every red hot beauty♪

♪Turned out to be bitchy inside.♪

♪Like somethin' had crawled right up her ass and died.♪

♪But then I met you.♪

♪My troubles were through.♪

♪I whispered I do♪

♪And promised I'd stay in love with you.♪

♪The day I met you♪

♪You know that I knew♪

♪You'd be a great screw.♪

♪Thank God I met you.♪
Lois: ♪With parents so agitating♪

♪My way of retaliating♪

♪Was one little rule of dating♪

♪Give mommy and daddy a fright. I slept with a different black guy every night.♪

♪Keep mommy and daddy in shock. One woman can only take so much black cock.♪

♪But then I met you.♪

♪My troubles were through.♪

♪I whispered I do♪

♪And promised I'd stay in love with you.♪

♪The day I met you♪

♪You know that I knew♪

♪My world was brand new.♪

♪Thank God I met you.♪
Peter and Lois:♪Knowing♪

♪Our happiness is always growing♪

♪Is all I need to keep me knowing♪

Lois: ♪Your smile has me deep in a trance♪

Peter: ♪I'm all about romance.♪

♪­__________________♪

{Trumpet player showing off}

Peter: Fuckin' show off

♪__________________♪

Lois: ♪We hoped it would last, but could it?♪

♪We hoped it would grow, but would it?♪

Peter: ♪I gave you my love and put it♪

♪All over your face and your hair.♪
Peter and Lois: ♪I never imagined I could walk on air.♪

♪But then I met you.♪

♪My troubles were through.♪

♪I whispered I do♪

♪And promised I'd stay in love with you.♪

♪The day I met you♪

♪You know that I knew♪

♪My world was brand new.♪

♪Thank God I met you.♪

♪{In whisper} Thank God I met you.♪

♪Thank God I met you!♪