[Verse 1]
It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies
And sex on T.V
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely

[Verse 2]
Luckily there's a family guy
Luckily there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry!
He's our Fam-ily Guy!