Seth MacFarlane

"Down Syndrome Girl (Version 2)"

You’ve got to look your best tonight
You tubby little parasite
‘Cause there’s a lovely lady and she’s waiting for you
And though her pretty face may seem
A special person’s wettest is dream
Before you get to see it there are things you must do

We’ll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow
Or a rose that shows that you’re a classy fellow
With a posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello
Busting out a mile with style

I know you just can’t wait to stare
At all that luscious orange hair
But, boy, before you touch a single curl
You must impress that ultra bloomin’
All-consumin’, poorly groomin’
Down Syndrome girl

On any normal day you reek
As if you’re on a farting streak
Your fingers up your nose, and you are dripping with drool
But if you want a ladies love
You’re better off by smelling of
A gentleman’s cologne instead of sneakers and stool
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