Angry Grandpa
Assume
[Angry Grandpa]
You know... y'know I'm fucking tired of people assuming shit! People assume! I go into the goddamn chat room, people goddamn, assume that I'm fucking around, that I'm goddamn fucking around man, fuck!

[Angry Grandpa]
I'm-I'm sick of it, man. I want the motherfucker back where it was.

[Lyricold]
Y-you literally told me to move it.

[Angry Grandpa]
Put it on top of the goddamn desk, then. You don't like the desk?

[Lyricold]
I don't want the TV on top of it. Well, it's not my house. You can put it wherever you want!

[Angry Grandpa]
Why can't it go on the desk? You don't like the desk? Do you not like that goddamn desk?! Are you assuming, like other people assume?!

[Lyricold]
You gotta relax, dude.

[Lyricold]
Oh God!

[Angry Grandpa]
Assume that! Assume it!

[Lyricold]
Assume what? Assume the position. You goin' to jail for this shit!

[Angry Grandpa]
For what?

[Lyricold]
Someone's gonna call the cops for... something. Oh... what?

[Angry Grandpa]
For what now, do that with the desk. Put the TV on the desk now!

[Lyricold]
I can't.

[Angry Grandpa]
You wanna assume?

[Lyricold]
Assume what?!

[Angry Grandpa]
What else you wanna assume?

[Lyricold]
Nothing. Nothing. I wanna assume nothing.

[Angry Grandpa]
Man, I-I'm just fucking sick of all this shit.

[Lyricold]
What shit?

[Angry Grandpa]
Just everything.

[Angry Grandpa]
I mean goddamn! People like to get in my fucking business... fucking like somebody then they... wanna think you've... I don't fuck around!

[Lyricold]
What are you talking about? Oh!

[Lyricold]
What is this about?

[Angry Grandpa]
I'm sick of this shit!

[Lyricold]
Let's talk.

[Angry Grandpa]
Talk what?

[Lyricold]
What is this? Wha-what are likin- you talking about?

[Angry Grandpa]
Goddamn you gave me that for Christmas.

[Lyricold]
You have a girlfriend or something? What's happening here?

[Angry Grandpa]
I don't wanna talk about it. It's personal, private. What the fuck?

[Lyricold]
Oh man... this can't be fixed actually. You destroyed the speaker, I worked hard to get this thing fixed.

[Angry Grandpa]
Here, assume this! Assume it, Michael. People assume I do other shit. ASSUME IT!

[Lyricold]
I don't know how to answer that, assume! I don't- what am I assuming? I was moving the TV I didn't assume tha-

[Angry Grandpa]
Because you assumed it like everybody e-

[Lyricold]
You told me to move it!

[Angry Grandpa]
Everywhere I talk to people, people ASSUME. That I'm- that I'm doing this I'm doing that! Assume...

[Lyricold]
I don't know-

[Angry Grandpa]
When you assume, you make an ass outta you and me!

[Lyricold]
But you- you called me out here to help move the TV! You asked me to move it back in the living room.

[Lyricold]
What the hell? Ok, you're gonna cost yourself alot of money.

[Angry Grandpa]
You know right now, I don't really fucking care. I don't really fucking care. There are other thing I care about more than this, but no. What I care about don't fucking matter.

[Lyricold]
Well, talk to me about it.

[Angry Grandpa]
I don't want to. It ain't none of your business. It's my business. But I ain't happy. Ah, fuck... Oh well. I guess I ain't cooking no fucking more. Oh well! I guess I don't get to hear music no more. Oh well! Ain't got no desk no fuckin' more.

[Lyricold]
Your gonna hurt yourself.

[Angry Grandpa]
People... need to mind their own motherfucking business. Leave my damn life alone and the people I care about fucking alone. It's fuckin'... no more than that. That's- I've done enough...

[Lyricold]
So do you want me to move the TV?

[Angry Grandpa]
I don't give a fuck what you do with it anymore. But i'll tell you one goddamn thing! Fuck it, don't come by me.

[Lyricold]
I won't, I absolutely won't.

[Angry Grandpa]
Don't, or you're gonna get something thrown at you.

[Lyricold]
KidBehindACamera here... ok, so let's look at this. Uh...

[Angry Grandpa]
I'm fuckin' stupid. I give up, man.

[Lyricold]
Give up?

[Angry Grandpa]
I give up.

[Lyricold]
Take that medicine.

[Angry Grandpa]
Fuck that medicine, I don't care if I die. If that ain't a bad goddamn idea. Maybe i'll just fucking die and fuck it all!

[Lyricold]
Chill! What is...-

[Angry Grandpa]
Nothing goddammit! Man goddamn, would you mind getting that motherfucker outta my face?

[Lyricold]
I-I- I w- Seriously, is something...?

[Angry Grandpa]
Nothing, just go away.

[Lyricold]
There's something bigger happening here.

[Angry Grandpa]
Go the fuck away! It ain't none of your goddamn business. It's my business, personal business.

[Lyricold]
I will talk to you- I will turn off the camera and we'll talk about it.

[Angry Grandpa]
We ain't talking about shit! People need to mind their own... You know people need to decide who they really fucking care about, you know? Or they just... nothing Michael, just forget it. I gotta clean my mess up. Turn it off.