Alyson Stoner
2017 End Of Year Mashup
[Despacito]
Everyday there's more division
Race, gender, politics and religion ya
We can't tell the difference between fact or fiction ya, who do we trust?
In this Information Age, God I hope this is just a phase, Make me wanna get my lady tubes tied slowly, slowly

Charlottesville, Violence and White Nationalism
Anti-immigration, Anti-semitism
Strip a dreamer bare, no refugees are welcome here
But take their culture then kick out their children
Despacito

[Rake it Up]
Why is my iPhone glitching up, gotta so-cial media, go tell the FCC, keep that neutrality, and information free, like my deliveries (Amazon prime!)
Environmental crisis
Bye bye Paris Climate
Ocean level rising
Escalate the war on science
Flood and fire, hurricane the world is getting warm
Ironically, the EPA say it's just a storm

[New Rules]
5 million marchin wide for women and reproductive rights
Rihanna came through, Fenty Beauty every shade of n***
Mayor Cruz said, she's done being politically correct, and Queen Bey had twins
Latina CEO on Fortune's List
Saudi women are drivin
Indian Navy Pilot
Danica Roem killin it
Two words Tiffany Hadish
(Spoken: Get it ladies)
Cash us outside how bou dah
(Spoken: ...not our strongest finish)

[Look What You Made Me Do]
Ooh, look at all this fake news
Ooh, look at all this fake news
They abuse, misuse their power
Weinstein did what to you?

And she's saying Me Too
And they're saying Me Too
Spacey, CK, Matt Lauer, now the system's breaking loose

Truth's out, free Cyntoia Brown
Arpaio Not Pursued
Some people born to win or lose
Wonder how they choose

[Shape of You]
Trump and Putin and Kim Jon Un
Take a break, pop a few mushrooms
Peace and love, put away your nucs
Just enjoy the party

There's chemicals bombs in Syria
Genocide in Myanmar
Can't forget about Chechnya
Or the coup in Zimbabwe

Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
Turn it off
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my

"[Swalla]
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy aye shimmy ya
MEMES, sending them all
MEMES, sending them all
(Spoken: omg, literally I can't I'm shook)

[What Lovers Do]
Oh, oh oh oh what is in my food?
Ew, ew. What are we supposed to do?
Oh, oh oh oh. No healthcare for you. Or you or you. From both sides we end up screwed? Cool

[Issues]
My country got issues, but we got em too
Mental health won't help itself we gotta move
Happenin at concerts or your high school
One who shouldn't have a gun picks up and shoots
Ya, we got issues
And one of them is everything we do

[Humble]
Be humble. Sit down
Be humble. Sit down
Be humble. Sit down
Be humble. Sit down
His last tweet just went viral
I'm so fuckin sick and tired of his motor mouth

[Wild Thoughts]
Wild headlines
Wild headlines
Wild headlines
Wild headlines
These are actually real headlines
Wild headlines

[Stay]
All you have to do is wait in traffic
Your car, self drives
BitCoin, I'm cashless
But paid
Augmented Reality
Implants in our ears and eyes
Qualcomm tricorder xprize

[Feel it Still]
Ooh, feels like 1966 now
FBI director fired just for kicks now
Is this making America great again?
That depends on who you're asking

Ooh, all the protestors are pissed now
Pacifists are even being activists now
Travel ban was signed, now some folks can't fly

[Bodak Yellow]
Kaepernick unsigned, they don't fuck with you
NKD went to Golden State, they won't ever lose
I'm as Astro, you better Dodgers if we coming through
Patriots down by 25, you got comfortable

[Location]
Steal your information
Your bank and credit statement
Uber, Facebook, equifax and yahoo

[There's Nothing Holding Me Back]
Venezuela crisis
Recession in Cuba, Isis
Resistance to anti-virals
Baby, there is no time to react

Famine in Yemen
The men and women in Libyan
Slave trade like Kathy Griffin's
Decisions, some things you just can't take back

[Sorry Not Sorry]
RIP Tom Petty
We keep Chester, Bill, Hefner, Chris in our memory
Kevin Hart getting caught with the wrong Betty
Whatever happened with that sex cult, R kelly?

Megan and Harry, getting married
Travis' baby, Kylie carry
And the Oscar goes to La La Land
Oops, I mean Moonlight, shhh my bad

Sorry, not sorry
I'm surprised Kanye had no off days
Stranger things happened on a Netflix binge
And once again, the Queen Beyoncé had twins

[The Cure]
I ain't got time to
Add more news to the list
If you're still curious
Then just google that shut

That's exactly what I did
Otherwise, I'm ignorant (af)
But now we all know more