The dead, they got that morbid beat, it goes deo deo
They dance upon decaying feet with their black toes, oh no
Heaven, Limbo and Hell
Purgatory, oh well, oh well

Halloween in Heaven
It's Christmas in Hell, Hell, Hell
Halloween in Heaven
Oh well, oh well

The devil stole a yule tree
Decorated with souls
Jesus trick or treating
As him below
Heaven, Limbo and Hell
Purgatory, oh well, oh well

Halloween in Heaven
It's Christmas in Hell, Hell, Hell
Halloween in Heaven
Oh well, oh well
Halloween in Heaven
Christmas in Hell
Halloween in Heaven
Oh well, oh well
Bonham on drums
Entwistle on bass
As guest morticians
Bon Scott on vox
Rhoads just for kicks
On guitar Hendrix

Lennon sits in
With his friend George
But where is Morrison?

Of course I cried when I heard they'd died
And took a part of me
Same time gave from beyond the grave
Became what was to be

Elvis ain't dead
So he isn't here
Party never ends
Demon roadies
Angel groupies
Suicide losers

If only I'd known
How cool death is
I'd have killed myself sooner
Of harps and choirs, pumpkin pine pyres
Flames of red and green
Orange and black, years take me back
Christmas or Halloween

Halloween in Heaven
It's Christmas in Hell, Hell, Hell
Halloween in Heaven
Oh well, oh well
Halloween in Heaven
Christmas in Hell
Halloween in Heaven
Oh well, oh well
Halloween in Heaven
It's Christmas in Hell, Hell, Hell
Halloween in Heaven
Oh well, oh well
Halloween in Heaven
Christmas in Hell
Halloween in Heaven
Oh well, oh well