[Verse 1]
Shorty's into ballet, she does it in the alley
Sells it when the kid goes all around the discos
You can see him crashing all after a fashion
Like the girls in my street have all been around

[Verse 2]
Little Petey Pants steals all the girls from show reels
Sells them for a fiver to Jezebel Godiva
She burned him in the kitchen just to stop the bitchin'
He said the girls on my street have all been around

[Chorus]
Annalyze, she's got that broken look in her eye
Whoopee-dee, she's so much more good looking than me
Dublin Dave, he said those Hard Rock girls are so brave
But Miss Dagger's got my heart, she's known it from the start
Oh, I was a serious boy, I couldn't buy me no joy

[Post-Chorus]
And it's all about the way that you string those fancy words of yours together
You lived in the West End all of your life and it shows

[Verse 3]
Drunk1 got a kicking because his bones were sticking
They threw him on the pavement for easy entertainment
Oh, what a cheeky fellow, he says hi, I say hello
He said the doorman's sisters have all been around
[Verse 4]
Johnny Small was thinking to stop himself from drinking
And Gizmo had the reason for aggravated treason
I just can't fit them all in though Bean she comes a-calling
"I killed them all they said my sister had been around"

[Chorus]
Annalyze, she's got that broken look in her eye
Whoopee-dee, she's so much more good looking than me
Dublin Dave, he said those Hard Rock girls are so brave
But Miss Dagger's got my heart, she's known it from the start
Oh, I was a serious boy, I couldn't buy me no joy

[Post-Chorus]
And it's all about the way that you string those fancy words of yours together
You lived in the West End all of your life and it shows

[Chorus]
Annalyze, she's got that broken look in her eye
Whoopee-dee, she's so much more good looking than me
Dublin Dave, he said those Hard Rock girls are so brave
But Miss Dagger's got my heart, she's known it from the start
Oh, I was a serious boy, I couldn't buy me no joy

[Post-Chorus]
And it's all about the way that you string those fancy words of yours together
You lived in the West End all of your life and it shows