[Chorus]
She sit in my shotgun like the barrel, bow
Your girl is fair mine is feral, bow
I can't take off work but I can take off your apparel, bow
I'm Ebenezer Splooge and my life's a Christmas carol, bow

[Verse 1]
She want me to show my true colors until I'm caught red handed (Ooh!)
Steal your thunder then steal your women I'm a top ten bandit (Arr!)
Label's got your boys doing splits Jean-Claude Van Damme shit (Damn, shit!)
Token wore so many hats I probably gave all them dandruff (Damn, shit)
Had me coming in the second
That's the second coming
Almost thought the lord was crucified
More money, more problems
I bet when my door is suicide I’ll be adoring suicide
Backpack on my bro that’s for his safety
It's like the oxygen tank on guys that scuba dive
VIP list, I put all my dogs down, Call it euthanized
VIP list, I put all my dogs down
Like my doggy got a tumor
Target always on me let's find the shooter
Barkin' up the wrong tree
I get [?]
[?], I shot three
It’s like the booster far from being all clean
But I’m a boozer parties got my dog geekin’ like a tutor (tu)
[Chorus]
She sit in my shotgun like the barrel, bow
Your girl is fair mine is feral, bow
I can't take off work but I can take off your apparel, bow
I'm Ebenezer Splooge and my life's a Christmas carol, bow

[Verse 2]
I did you dirty, but you did me dirty first, now we're even (Yup, yup, yup, yup)
Meant to be 'cause she's possessive and I'm possessed by a demon (Yup, yup, yup, yup)
I won't ask you about your past if you agree to not ask me about our future (Okay)
I bring her back that means I put the brakes on her back like my childhood scooter (Okay)
I don't got a group, I got one homie I'm the shooter and my bros the alley-ooper
If I die I'm gonna put my coup in his name, now he feel like Bradley Cooper
She's so undeniable, I come from Massachusetts, but the masses choose her
She's supposed to be the famous one
I'm just a dork who’s good with words according to the nerds
I’m bored with humans
Sir let’s tour the universe
My storage units worse than hoarder boomers were
I'm more elusive than the Lord and Lucifer
I'm more reclusive than the dorky students were
The whores are foolish but my boys are stupider
She's more abusive but I'm sort of used to her
The corner units got the [?]
The more I'm moving it's like the more I'm doing dirt
[Chorus]
She sit in my shotgun like the barrel, bow
Your girl is fair mine is feral, bow
I can't take off work but I can take off your apparel, bow
I'm Ebenezer Splooge and my life's a Christmas carol, bow

[Verse 3]
Ha-ha
I make globals [?]
Took that halo in back of them like a gamestop
Show up after the sun I feel like a dot com
I give an autograph to the cop instead of a fingerprint
I give a body cast to the bitch I might not be hitting
And probably won’t follow back but I will follow haters in the crib
Don’t read the almanac I decide when the bitches sprinkling
Feel like a laundromat ‘cus I take her right after finishing
I put you on the map I could take you off it indefinite
Token the [?] I’m the king of the fucking prison
And I don’t like talking back I don’t care what the new perspective is
Dad had a heart attack only time that his heart was relevant
Full like a water tap but I’m dirty (flint)
Token will always be in the pocket (lint)
I don't like when she wearing the cheetah (Print)
I'm the animal in the relationship
I'm the animal that they want to come and then ride on
Never leave it read so I know that I’m gonna die wrong
Token the Tempur-Pedic I’m only one they lay on
Packing potential impossible to put a price on
I'm not good at networking that's why I don't like to chat much (O-okay)
Congrats on that big feature, how much did you pay for that one? (O-okay)
Why would I go outside when I'm already lost without moving
Rap game Ebenezer don’t come to me with that joyful bullshit
All that's left in this world that I live for is rapping, one night stand roleplay
My friend got so used to me saying Imma kill myself, he responds like "Okay"