[Chorus]
She sit in my shotgun like the barrel, bow
Your girl is fare, mine is feral, bow
I can't take off work but I can take off your apparel, bow
I'm Ebenezer Splooge and my life's a Christmas carol, bow

[Verse 1]
She want me to show my true colors until I'm caught red handed (Ooh!)
Steal your thunder then I steal your women, I'm a top ten bandit (Arr!)
Label's got you boys doing splits — Jean-Claude Van Damme shit (Damn, shit!)
Token wear so many hats, I probably gave all them dandruff (Damn, shit)
Had me cumming in a second
That's the second coming
Almost thought the Lord was crucified
More money, more problems
I bet when my door is suicide I'll be adoring suicide
Backpack on my bro's back for his safety
It's like the oxygen tank on guys who scuba dive
VIP list, I put all my dogs down — call it euthanized
VIP list, I put all my dogs down
Like my doggy got a tumor, target always on me
Let's find the shooter barkin' up the wrong tree
I get him neutered, bargainin' my watch fee
I'm like a jeweler, bar got me on shot three
It’s like the booster far from being all clean
But I’m a boozer, parties got my dog geekin’ like a tutor (Tu)
[Chorus]
She sit in my shotgun like the barrel, bow (Pa-pa-pa)
Your girl is fare, mine is feral, bow (Pa-pa-pa)
I can't take off work but I can take off your apparel, bow
I'm Ebenezer Splooge and my life's a Christmas carol, bow (Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa)

[Verse 2]
I did you dirty, but you did me dirty first, now we're even (Yup, yup, yup, yup)
Meant to be 'cause she's possessive and I'm possessed by a demon (Yup, yup, yup, yup)
I won't ask you about your past if you agree to not ask me about our future (Okay)
I break her back that means I put the brakes on her back like my childhood scooter (Okay)
I don't got a group, I got one homie, I'm the shooter and my bro’s the alley-ooper
If I die I'm gonna put my coupe in his name, now he feel like Bradley Cooper
She's so undeniable, I come from Massachusetts but the masses choose her
She's supposed to be the famous one
I'm just a dork who’s good with words according to the nerds
I’m bored with human's earth, let's tour the universe
My storage unit’s worse than hoarder boomers were
I'm more elusive than the Lord and Lucifer
I'm more reclusive than the dorky students were
The whores are foolish but my boys are stupider
She's more abusive, but I'm sorta used to her
The corner unit's got the porch I'm moving for
The more the move it's like the more I'm doing dirt

[Chorus]
She sit in my shotgun like the barrel, bow
Your girl is fair, mine is feral, bow
I can't take off work but I can take off your apparel, bow
I'm Ebenezer Splooge and my life's a Christmas carol, bow
[Bridge]
Ha-ha

[Verse 3]
I make global tsunami out of a raindrop
Put that halo in back of him like a GameStop
Show up after the site I feel like a dot com
I give an autograph to the cop instead of a fingerprint
I give a body cast to the bitch, amount I be hitting it
Probably won't follow back but I will follow haters in the crib
Don’t read the almanac, I decide when the bitch is sprinkling
Feel like a laundromat 'cause I take her out after finishing
I put you on the map, I could take you off it indefinite
Token the autocrat, I'm the king and the fucking president
I don't like talking back, I don’t care what the new perspective is
Dad had a heart attack — only time that his heart was relevant
Flow like a water tap but I'm dirty (Flint)
Token will always be in the pocket (Lint)
I don't like when she wearing the cheetah (Print)
I'm the animal in the relationship
I'm the animal that they want to come on a ride on
Never living right so I know that I’m gonna die wrong
Token the Tempur-Pedic, I'm who they wanna lie on
Pack a potential impossible to put a price on
I'm not good at networking that's why I don't like to chat much (O-okay)
Congrats on that big feature, how much did you pay for that one? (O-okay)
Why would I go outside when I'm already lost without moving? (Moving)
Rap game Ebenezer, don’t come to me with that joyful bullshit (Bullshit!)
All that's left in this world that I live for is rap and one night stand roleplay
My friend got so used to me saying I'ma kill myself, he responds like "Okay"