Keats
If the planets had BARS
[Intro: Sun & Percy the Meteor]
So you've probably heard that Saturn got a huge shoutout from NASA, so to celebrate we're going to rap on one of his beats. Now everyone must participate and we're gonna go in solar system order
(Aye, I can spit somethin'?) Yeah, just go after Nep and before Pluto. (Say less.) Saturn, take it away!

[Verse 1: Sun]
I'm the Sun and I'm the leader
I really run the show so I'm that guy like Peter
Giving Pluto smoke, know I am that heater
And I always got the time like a curbside meter

[Verse 2: Mercury}
Retrograde, I'll spin the block real quick
I'll mess up that new car and that new side chick
On my queen like tip, know your Sun like this
I don't need no gravity cuz I got G's on deck

[Verse 3: Venus]
Yo, it's V, you know I'm 900 degrees
I'm a real hot girl, got some Meg type knees
Got them boys shook cuz I am fertility
Anybody touchin' Nep, they gon' have to see me

[Verse 4: Earth]
Young Earth, population 7 billy
Climate change bars got my whole zone litty
It's a melt down, we should really get busy
I got polar bears hot when they need to be chilly
[Verse 5: Mars]
Yo, It's Mars, got the planet over war
Got like 5 rovers, it's a MTV tour
Givin' Earth rocks, he been feenin' since the 80's
When Elon come thru tell him bring me all the ladies

[Verse 6: Jupiter & Saturn}
Big Ju, got the gas on deck
Second biggest in the room, don't know how to slight flex
Lookin' at my body, yo it's like a n*** set
Saturn give 'em (6 Rings!) and it's on to the next

[Verse 7: Uranus]
Okay, call me anything but Ur-anus
I got ice all on my body, ain't seen my jeweler in ages
I spin different, not like a microwavable plate is
Sun had to drop a bag in order for me to say this

[Verse 8: Neptune]
Neptune, rain diamonds on my surface
I'm equipped with the drip, I ain't never had to purchase
Hair laid down, know the braids look perfect
Got Venus on my hip so I had to cop the Birkin

[Verse 9: Percy the Meteor]
Aye, yo it's Percy, got the deals on deck
Know I keep my lemon pepper with the blue cheese, wet
I'm a space hit man, I'ma get that check
And when Nep done with Venus I'ma hit that next
[Verse 10: Pluto & Sun]
Yo it's Pluto and I'm purple like a nurple
And I'm highly underrated, I'm the planetary Urkle
And my orbit makes me dizzy, I go up and down in circles
And the Sun is always coming for my neck, I'm like a turtle
He's abusive with the verbal, under his skin like a dermal
(Gimme that!) Hey, I wasn't done!
(You were d-, NO, NO, you were absolutely done!)