[Intro]
Yeah, this song right here (Just the two of us)
Is for all the piss heads
Who had a good girl, a girl way too good for them
(Just the two of us) And they fucked it up
Y'know?

[Chorus]
All because of that
Bad, bad, bad whiskey
And now she don't
Want to fuck with me
[?] I lost my girl for
Forty-nine fifty
All because of that
Bad, bad, bad whiskey (Yeah, check it out, yeah, uh)

[Verse 1]
Sitting alone in the clinic, I wonder, "Was she worth it?"
With my head in my hands while I'm waiting for the verdict
'Cause I'm just a lying cheater, no-good
Wild cat eater, telling lies to my Sheila, I
Treat her like a diva when I love her and I need her
But I really don't give a damn like a greedy beaver
Half a liter of tequila, now I'm tryna cheat a piss test
All for some chick with some big breasts and shit breath
Sitting in the waiting room, hoping I can trick death
This is what I get for listening to what my dick says
Now I got the bug for a little hanky-panky
Can't tell my dear, it'll kill her like Bambi's Mammy
Understand me? If you got a dick, then dude
To have a chick with who you're sticking to is kind of difficult
Especially when you're sipping brew, worse when you're skulling it
Badder with the rum, and double trouble when you funnel it, it's
[Chorus]
Bad, bad, bad whiskey
And now she don't
Want to fuck with me
And I don't know why I'm
Feeling so itchy
Huh, all because of that
Bad, bad, bad whiskey

[Verse 2]
(Get the fuck away from me, arsehole!)
Baby, don't leave me, easy, please believe me!
Baby, bubby, booby, lovey-dovey, cutie, sweety, look
I know I made a booby, but there's no need to go lez
It wasn't me, I swear, it was that dude Pepe Lopez
Fuck what that ho says, me and you are meant to be
We're connected mentally, baby, she ain't a cent to me
Plus she had a bushy pussy ("What?!") But I never saw it, though!
Honest, she just told me that, straight up, you can call her phone!
But I don't have her number, though "Oh, yeah right, sure you don't"
I got drunk, we scored an O, I fell asleep, that's all I know!
My dick was in auto mode! "Fuck you, I'm walking home"
Okay, well, before you go, just one more for the road?
*Slap* All right then, just a kissy-kissy?
"Fuck You!" Nah, you'll be back, I know you're gonna miss me
Damn, what's this, why are my eyes gettin' misty?
Shit, she's gone, bad bad whiskey
[Chorus]
Bad, bad, bad whiskey
And now she don't
Want to fuck with me
And she asked me, "How'd you
Get all those hickeys?"
Man, all because of that
Bad, bad, bad whiskey