Yeah its juglife
Its juglife
Its juglife
Its juglife

Homebrew
Its juglife
Yeah of course its homebrew
I hate it when they say that at the start of the song
Yo yo yo

Yeah its juglife
Juglife
What life?
I’m trying to hide these fucking love bites
Rough night
Long story cut short
When its just four
Rubber ducky
What the fuck for
Fuck raw

Wake up itchy can’t be picky for a tricky quickie
In the night pretty
In the light even wicky
Looking like a tiki, pretty shitty
Blame the eccy
Could be worse think she made me brekie
Think her name was Becky
Maybe Amy
Maybe Haile
Blame the baileys
Think we made some babies
Crazy lady gave me scabies
Mix two
It’s true
She’s like lets screw
I’m like this dude
Fuck it I’m pissed
She pissed too
This will do
Ref like which brew
Mixed with pig spew
And shit stew
With lips like a Shitzu
And the bitch knew ninjutsu
Fuck her up in the leg-lock
I’m like stop please my dicks blue
Juglife
Its juglife
Just juglife
Yeah this is juglife
Yeah its Juglife

Puff fight
Try to buy a girl a drink girls got another girl with a mud bike
Tough dyke rough type (Grrrr)
She can suck tight
Chucks right just like Mike Tys
Plus bites
Blood gush like bus pipe
Suck it up
Duck a cup
Dodge a left hook
Chuck a jug
Struck by uppercut
Mouth starts puffing up
Jaw looking like I’ve been sucking on a chubba chuck
Coffee mug flies through the sky
Like hokey puck
Close blow
Close blow
Fast bro
Sucker punch
Too fucking drunk
Bouncer hops in
She knocks him out cold no problem
Bitch looks like a goblin
Had a baby with a Topp twin
Voice like Dave Dobbin with a beer gut
And a John Campbell haircut
She’s got me in a mother fucking bear hug
Juglife
Its juglife
Its just juglife
Yeah this is juglife
Its just juglife


Yeah its juglife
Fuck what?
Fresh out the bud-shop
Drinking at the bus-stop
Just got paid

Its juglife
Fuck what?
Fresh out the bud-shop
Eyes till their bloodshot
Just got paid

Its juglife
Fuck what?
Fresh out the bud-shop
Posing for the mug-shot
Just got paid

Its juglife
Fuck what?
Fresh out the bud-shop
Drinking at the bus-stop
Its just juglife