[Intro]
Wow! I'm P
I was hoping we could get together
Shall we go up?
P!
Ah, P, one of my favourites
The letter P, my favourite letter (Yea, fry it up now, fry it up)
(P) Fry it up now, fry it up (P)
Dedicated to the P heads like, like this

[Verse 1]
Let's do an all-nighter, wanna play pied piper?
Anyone got a lighter? Wanna chip in a fiver?
Anybody got gloves and an old screwdriver?
You know anybody that wants to buy a dryer?
It's Fisher & Paykel, how 'bout a vacuum?
What happened to Michael, man? He better be back soon
I need it like now, man, I got the shakеs
How much money do you think that we could get for thеse swappa crates?
Whatchu mean they don't buy these? We all got IDs
Fuck it then, we'll rob them instead, stupid Chinese
You take the Steinies, I'll grab the Heinies
Hey, which one of you fuckheads stole my keys?
Oh, they're in my hand, my bad
Man, I need a fry bad, where's that beer I had?
Oh, it's in my other hand, shit, I'm in another land
(You're buzzin', man) Whatchu say, cunt? (Oh, fuck off, man)
[Hook]
(P) Alright
I need some (P) okay
I need some (P) all night
I need some (P) all day
I need some (P) alright
I need some (E) okay
I need some (P) all night
(P, one of my favourites) I'm up all (P) all day
I need some (Wooooooo)

[Interlude]
Follow me, bro, I know this dude
Yea bro, he's rich as, this guy, bro
He's even got Sky, bro
Oh! Yea, bro!
Hey, open up, bro, it's me

[Verse 2]
Hey, how you been, bro? Yea, I heard you're on the P
Nah, I'm a monk now, just came from the monastery
(Bullshit) Actually, the WINZ up in Ponsonby
But anyway, you got a grand? I'll pay you back, I promise, G
(Hey, is that my shirt, bro?) Nah, I got this from [?]
I got it from the flea market, dude (Bro, you connin' me?)
(Nah) Man, what the hell you think this, man? A comedy?
(Nah, nah, nah) Who the fuck you think I am, man? Billy Connolly?
Nah, ain't no need, bro, nah, I only really use drugs responsibly
Why the hell you talkin' like the NRL commentary?
Okay then, I'll tell you why I'm here then, sweet, bro, honestly
'Cause I'm doin' the 40 Hour Famine, you wanna sponsor me?
(Psshh) Oh, but if you wanna be an asshole then that's all g
Next time you need a ride, bro, don't call me
You don't even have a car, bro, whatchu on about?
C'mon, I'll let my Mrs. suck your dick, bro (Nah, get the fuck out)
[Hook]
(P) Alright
I need some (P) okay
Get some (P) all night
Get some (P) all day
Get some (P) alright
Get some (P) okay
Get some (P) all night
Get some (P) all day
I need some P though

[Outro]
Aaaahhh, fuck!
Fuckin' get some, bro!
Fuck, have we got coke?
Fuuuck!

Billy, oh, heey bro
Bro, you got, ah, 2 dollars, bro?
Oh well, fuck you then! Cunt!

Yea that sounds, yea, sounds mean, bro
Should we just fry up, just a little bit?
Just to get ...