[Verse 1]
She never stops disappointing him
There's a magazine with the girls so sweet
And she's so ordinary
Her clothes so ordinary
They do a dance on a Monday night
It's a new tradition with an end in sight
You can always love your children
Always love your children

[Chorus]
What's on the TV?
Is there milk in the fridge?
Is the bathroom pretty clean?
And I'm wondering if you're still in love with me
And I'm wondering, not saying anything

[Verse 2]
He's with the boys on a Saturday
And they've gone away so they're gonna play
Looking at something funny
There's always something funny
Something smells good
It's a foodie thing
And it's all gonna go in the kitchen bin
He doesn't have too much money
Can you lend him some of your money?
[Chorus]
What's on the TV?
Is there milk in the fridge?
Is the bathroom pretty clean?
Yeah, because I'm wondering if you're still in love with me
And I'm wondering, not saying anything
Woo!

[Outro]
What's on the TV?
Is there milk in the fridge?
Is the bathroom pretty clean?
Cos I'm wondering if you're still in love with me
And I'm wondering, not saying anything
Uh