[Verse 1]
Yeah, you're the guy, V-neck and tie
You play your vinyl forty-fives
You don't think I'm cool, I'm too stock for you
No pointy shoes, and no tattoos
Sittin' in your loft, you love to scoff
So glad you're not workin' a job
Yeah, you're the guy, you overtry
And I am sick of it

[Chorus]
Hey hey hello, I'm singin' a pop song
About you, oh, oh, no
Hey hey hello, you're not gonna hear it
You're too good for radio
You're legit, full of it
So indie, rock and roll
Hey hey hello, I'm singin' about you
But you won't ever know

[Verse 2]
You try to fit in with your liberal friends
But then you vote Republican
You know two words in French and think you're fluent
Bonjour, vous êtes un idiot
You're not from Europe, so don't act like it
And why don't you drop the accent
You poor tortured soul
Everybody knows that you are fakin' it
[Chorus]
Hey hey hello, I'm singin' a pop song
About you, oh, oh, no
Hey hey hello, you're not gonna hear it
You're too good for radio
You're legit, full of it
So indie, rock and roll
Hey hey hello, I'm singin' about you
But you won't ever know

[Bridge]
Yeah, you're that guy
But you don't have to be
So don't, so don't try so hard
Just be, just be, yea-a-ah

[Chorus]
And hey hey hello, I'm singin' a pop song
About you, oh, oh, no
Hey hey hello, you're not gonna hear it
You're too good for radio

Hey hey hello, I'm singin' a pop song
About you, oh, oh, no
Hey hey hello, you're not gonna hear it
You're too good for radio
You're legit, full of it
So indie, rock and roll
Hey hey hello, I'm singin' about you
But you won't ever know
Yea-a-ah, yea-a-ah, never know
[Outro]
Yeah, you'd love this song
If there was no one who'd ever heard it