[Verse 1]
I've been working on myself, you see
Somewhat unsuccessfully
I've been taking tips from cellphone screens
More fool me

I've been listening to news too much
Partial with the roots would do some good
From what I understand we're misunderstood
Oh, my love

[Chorus]
And my car just failed its M.O.T
I got anti-social anxiety
And it's rife up north and down by the sea
It's anti-social anxiety
Come on, come on
The TV is never wrong
So play along, along

[Verse 2]
I've been working on my social gain
Posting pictures with the meals I make
Getting likes is not a piece of cake
Trust me
So take a leap out of the open door
One foot in front of the other
Maybe I wish I never bothered
But hey, maybe I won't

[Chorus]
And my car just failed its M.O.T
I got anti-social anxiety
And it's rife up north and down by the sea
It's anti-social anxiety
Come on, come on
The TV is never wrong
So play along, along

[Verse 3]
Turns out Jane didn't have a good time
A picture of champagne with sparkling wine
Her legs on the beach, well they were on their own
The people having a good time don't post on their phone

I've been working on myself you see
Somewhat unsuccessfully
I've been taking tips from cellphone screens
More fool me
More fool me
More fool me
More fool me