[Intro: Pedophile & Producer]
What's going on man?
What's good, my guy?
You ready to lay down a track my boy?
Ready when you are
Ayyy, say less
Yeahhh

[Verse 1: Pedophile & Producer]
EDP ain't got shit on me
I got more kids than a playground (No, no)
I love when young boys come around
They scream and yell, I love the sound
I love a white boy, Macaulay Culkin
That pale skin leave my drawls soaken
If he alone he gettin' stolen
Takin' him home, I ain't jokin'

[Verse 2: Pedophile]
I let him run when I'm done
But you needa watch yo son
'Cause I keep a 9 on my waist and I ain't talkin' 'bout no gun
But thank the Lord for Fortnite
Fortnite got me the most pipe
More kids than I ever had
I'll be chasing kids for life
Got that-
[Outro: Producer]
Yup, right this way officer, this disgusting-ass n***a's right he-
Ayo?!