​yvngxchris
Wizards Of Waverly Place Freestyle
[Intro: Selena Gomez]
Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze
That the end will no doubt justify the means
You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease
Yes, please
But you might find out it'll go to your head
When you write a report on a book you never read
With a snap of your fingers, you can make your bed
That's what I s-

[Chorus: midwxst]
Got a stick in my hand, bitch, I feel like Selena
I feel like I'm Autumn, pull up with my nina
Might trade in the whip and go cop me a beamer
Like an alien, bitch, take me to your damn leader
Call mе Goku while yo' ass is fucking Vegeta
I got black and brown on mе, I look like a cheetah
Making hits like it's nothing, they say I'm a cheater
That bitch in my phone, know I had to delete her

[Verse 1: midwxst & Lil Altoid]
This shit is not a game, this shit not Roblox
Mask on my face like I belong in CO-OP
You wanted smoke, but I know you won't show up
Getting on stage and I tear the whole flow up
Say you sip lean, but I know you gon' throw up
What you worried for, boy? Like your name ericdoa
I be with my gang like a cartel Sinaloa
Hit a n***a like skull, hit him, crack a toe-a
Bitch, I'm a star and I'm not talking fox
Twisting my hair, I might turn 'em to locks
Recording this song, I might turn up the VOX
You can't get in the party, can't get in the spot
Like a tower, my friends have been telling me, "Drop"
Like a janitor, we gon' pull up with the mops (Ayy)
My name is not Hunna, but I'm finna pop (Yeah, ayy)
Like a game of Call of Duty, stay with my squad (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
[Verse 2: Lil Altoid]
N***as say they don't like me, then ask for a follow back
N***as dick riding and proud of that, I'm not allowing that
Might buy your bitch a lil' Prada bag
Smoking on heater Nevada pack, it's a pajama pack
Might put your ass in a slumber
Green in my pockets resemble cucumber
Your bitch tryna post me on VSCO and Tumblr
Mark Sanchez with the bag, you really a fumbler
You yo' daddy's son, you n***as is bitch made
Apply the pressure, Aerosol, the clip spray
I was selling Takis back in the sixth grade
Now I'm moving molly, n***as still get blazed
I hate the n***as that talk a lot, bark a lot
Ain't got no bite, lay 'em out in the parking lot
I ain't Suge, but my nights can get dark a lot
Leave a n***a leaking over a parking spot
Neck is so icy that I got a cold, wipe my nose with my pistol, I'm freezing, huh
N***as be hating the bread I be making, you mad, n***a? What is the reason? Huh
My n***a, what the fuck is you telling me? 'Bout to catch me a felony, I get bills like I'm Bellamy like okay, okay
You are my enemy, n***a, you are no kin to me, Spanish shawty be feeling me like ole, ole

[Verse 3: yvngxchris]
Okay, okay, bro where the fuck your MAC at?
Got the choppa on me, hit him, ratta-tat-tat
N***as say I'm a bitch, n***a, where your dad at? (Nah, seriously like where the fuck is your dad?)
You broke as fuck n***a, go get a bag
Got a Latvian plug and that boy call me lad
And he working with twelve, but that boy look like Vlad
And I'm feeling like Summrs, he going out sad
Bitch, I'm looking like a wizard, n***a, this a different episode
Bitch, I'm in the telly, 'bout to fuck up on another ho
Bitch, I got a Glock, uh (Damn, let me get another go)
Bitch, I got a Glock and finna aim it at your fucking bro
Calling up my shooter, finna wipe another n***a nose
Lean with the Sprite, n***as ask what I'm sipping on
Chris on top, tell me something that I didn't know
I just scored on the opps, swear to god, it's like 6-0
[Verse 4: midwxst]
I been adding up money, know I never subtract
I know motherfuckers mad 'cause I'm speaking the facts
Only typing over Discord tryna act hard
I don't even gotta try, know I'm finna be a star, uh
Got some bullshit, I feel like my name is Berleezy
You gon' see my name up in your phone, on your TV
If you stealing my swag, just say you wanna be me
Make a hit then I'm gone, boy, you know that I'm leaving

[Chorus: midwxst]
Got a stick in my hand, bitch, I feel like Selena
I feel like I'm Autumn, pull up with my nina
Might trade in the whip and go cop me a beamer
Like an alien, bitch, take me to your damn leader
Call me Goku while yo' ass is fucking Vegeta
I got black and brown on me, I look like a cheetah
Making hits like it's nothing, they say I'm a cheater
That bitch in my phone, know I had to delete her