My body is pathetic
And I'm too apologetic
My actions are prosthetic
Don't make a joke
'cause I won't get it

I, I am still better than you
I'm better, oh yeah, my mum said it's true!

I don't like making new friends
And I am impatient for the end
I don't have advice to lend
And my brain, oh, it's unable to mend!

But I am still better than you
And even with my distinct lack of self-worth and abundances of insecurities
I know it's true!
Hey, hey!

You're a disgusting little fucker and I'm gonna tell your mother!
You're a dirty super sucker and I'm gonna tell your mother!
Ohhhh

You're a disgusting little fucker and I'm gonna tell your mother!
You're a dirty super sucker and I'm gonna tell your mother!
Woaahh!
Even she knows I'm better than you
I'm better; sorry but even your mum knows it's true
I'm shit but you're worse
I'm shit but you're worse
Eat shit!