[Refrain]
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
It’s Chew
It’s Chew
It’s Chewsday
Innit?
It’s Chew
It’s Chew
It’s Chewsday
Innit?

[Verse 1]
Oi mate
Oi mate
Oi mate
Oi mate
Bruv
Bruv
Bruv
Bruv
Bruv
Bruv
Bruv
Bruv
[Verse 2]
I am Sir Cumalot
I cum a lot
I spit bars they hot
Your mother, she hot

I spit bars not tea
Not tea
Not tea
I want to touch a nice pussey

[Chorus]
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
It’s Chew
It’s Chew
It’s Chewsday
Innit?
It’s Chew
It’s Chew
It’s Chewsday
Innit?

[Verse 3]
I hate those stereotypes
About my peepol
Those are rather cringe
Innit
Innit
Innit
Innit
Innit
[Verse 4]
Let’s go to a binley
They make good food
Like Fish and Chips
And Fish and Shit
When I try to sound like gangster
I sound really gangster
Uuuuuh
I loved Margaret Thatcher
She was very nice
I loved the Queen
She had drip, ice

[Pre-Chorus]
Boris Johnson is a very cool guy
Boris Johnson is a very cool guy
Boris Johnson is a very cool guy

[Chorus]
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
I got Fish and Chips
It’s Chew
It’s Chew
It’s Chewsday
Innit?
It’s Chew
It’s Chew
It’s Chewsday
Innit?
[Outro]
NFE reporting from Liverpool
And my homies in Manchester