[Intro]
Alright, here we go, mmm

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

[Chorus]
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

[Verse 1]
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place

[Chorus]
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

[Refrain]
Well, you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends, they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"
[Verse 2]
Well, I'm trying to make some sense of it all
I can see that it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
I don't think that I can take anymore

[Chorus]
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

[Refrain]
Well, you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends, they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

[Chorus]
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
[Post-Chorus]
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you