Well, I don't know why
I came here tonight
I got the feeling that
Something ain't right
I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how
I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering
What it is I should do
It's so hard to keep
This smile from my face
Losing control, yeah
I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started out with nothing
And you're proud that
You're a self made man
And your friends
They all come crawlin
Slap you on the back and say
Please, please
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering
What it is I should do
Is it cool to go
To sleep on the floor
'Cause I don't think that
I can take anymore
All this clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you
I got clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle
Stuck, stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you