Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared to think I'll fall off my chair
I don't thin' tha' I'm goin'ta' get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yeah, I'm stuck in the middle with you
I don't know what it is that' I should do
It's so hard to keep the smile on my face
Lose control, an' I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Well, ya' started off with nothin'
Proud that you're a self-made man
Friеnds they come aroun'
Slap you on your back and say
Pleasе
Please

Tryin'a make some sense of it all
But I can see that it makes no sense at all
Is it true at'choo go to sleep on the floor?
I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left a' me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yeah, I'm stuck in the middle with you

[Instrumental Break]

Well you started out with nothin'
Proud that you're a self-made man
Friends they come aroun'
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please

Don't know why I came here tonight
I've got ta' feelin' that something ain't right
I'm so scared to think I'll fall off my chair
I don't know how I'm goina' get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yeah, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yeah, I'm stuck in the middle with you