[Intro]
It's common sense, a moral stand
But if I could choose, I'd go to Iran
I'll bring some booze and go on a bender
And I'll befriend a married man

[Verse 1]
It's common news, it's common sense
But if I could choose, I'd go to Iran
It's common news, it's common sense
That I could lose my own two hands

[Chorus]
It's common sense, a moral stand
But if I could choose, I'd go to Iran
I'll bring some booze and go on a bender
And I'll befriend a married man

[Vocal instrumental]

[Verse 2]
It's common news, it's common sense
But if I could choose, I'd go to Iran
It's common news, it's common sense
That I could lose my own two hands
[Chorus]
It's common sense, a moral stand
But if I could choose, I'd go to Iran
I'll bring some booze and go on a bender
And I'll befriend a married man

[Vocal instrumental]

[Bridge]
Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran
Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran
Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran
Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran

[Chorus]
It's common sense, a moral stand
But if I could choose, I'd go to Iran
I'll bring some booze and go on a bender
And I'll befriend a married man