[Verse 1]
Twenty-two with nothing to do but spend my hard earned money on you so I will
Yes I will, yes I will, yes I surely will
Church and stuff church and stuff
I never thought god would call my bluff but he did
Yes he did, yes he god damn did

[Chorus]
Well selling my clothes ain't that bad
I never liked them anyway
Well surely tomorrow I will get my pay
Come back a-looking for another way
But nobody knows what I'm looking for
Nobody knows what I'm looking for
Maybe we can find it on channel 4
So turn it up loud

[Verse 2]
Turkey time, turkey time
Come meet my family you'll be just fine
Yes you will, yes you will
Yes you will, yes you god damn will
You and me you and me
Climbing out the window up the family tree
Just to look
Just to look
Just to fucking look
[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
So, 23 with nothing but me
How am I supposed to get to sleep without you
Without you
Without fucking you

[Verse 4]
I went to church and stuff
Church and stuff
I didn't think God would call my bluff but he did
Yes he did
Yes he god damn did

[Chorus]