[Intro]
If I lived in a white home you could see the coffee rings on everything
That’s good police
Yeah I would bite the hand that feeds me but lordy lord I don’t get fed
Don’t you think I’d look handsome-healthy instead?

[Verse 1]
But with a bigger home and better garden
I could get you looking my way again
Yeah life's more fun with a badge and a gun

[Chorus]
But please don’t go Gloria
Oh no, low blow Gloria

[Verse 2]
So here in my white home
I’ll have lots of time to think
House arrest
That’s good police
Yeah the Feds oh they'll follow my trail
Yeah they're on the case
Searching where I slept and shaved my face

[Verse 3]
Oh they’ll discover that I never shower
That’s where I got all my power
I don’t think you ever understood
That my garbage is my gold
[Chorus]

Lord knows you're full of those Gloria
Oh no don’t go Gloria