Pretend life is a game
Don't know the rules
Don't mean a thing
Do your worst do whatever it takes
Still pickin' up speed still pumpin' the breaks

Driving home with one eye closed
Mama don't approve of the life I chose
Who knows if it's right or wrong
Who cares I'm just playin' along

Pray tell I'm dying to know
What do you think I ought to do with my soul
Higher education got me feeling low
Papa always wanted the life I chose

Light up the candle I want to believe
Loch Ness Bigfoot Kennedy
Stars and stripes
America strong
JK LOL we're just playing along

Can't bеlieve it's happening
I'm tirеd of most everything
I'm happily and tragically
Sadder than the younger me
The older me is cackling
It's all become a parody
It must be living happily
Everly and afterly
Choking on economy
Dastardly and drastically
Comically and casually
Cavalier and formerly
Creature of the century
Prettier in poverty
Fattening in luxury
Clap along and sing with me