I get up in the morning, eyes swollen shut
Past peek, stale and weak & washed up
That Squid versus the Whale and Cheney's
Got me reminiscing on my future lately
So I take it outside. Take down the coffee
Turn off the lights

I blame you for all of this and that's my fault
Oh, my friend, one hand blames the other one

I'll know when to quit but I'm not yet done

Try to pull the wool over the wolf
Till you can't see the white of my eyes
Your bastard's not so young anymore

I can't start the menace
So I'm skipping out on breakfast
Plenty of shit, I gotta eat during the week
In the case of a catastrophe, I will tell you honestly
I'm most definitely in the weeds
But if you feel like complaining...

Blame me for everything. It's all my fault
Oh, my man, one hand blames the other one