[Verse 1]
Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-appointed judges judge
More than they absolve
If she floats, then she is not
A witch like we have thought
One down payment deserves another
One at Salem's lot

[Chorus]
Well serve the servants
Well serve the servants
Serve the servants
Serve the servants
That legendary divorce is such a bore

[Verse 2]
As my bones grew, they did hurt
They hurt really bad
I tried hard just to have a father
Instead I had a dad
I just want you to know that I
Don't hate you anymore
'Cause there ain't nothing that I could say
I haven't thought before
[Chorus]
Well serve the servants
Well serve the servants
Serve the servants
Serve the servants
That legendary divorce is such a bore
Is such a bore
Is such a bore

[Outro]
Serve the servants
Serve the servants
Serve the servants
Serve the servants
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!