[Verse 1]
Mum and Dad went to a show
Dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
Kicked and screamed
Said, "Please, don't go!"

[Chorus]
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Gra-grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!

[Verse 2]
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
Couldn't chew my meat too good

[Chorus]
Grandma, takе me home!
Grandma, take mе home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Gra-gra-grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
[Verse 3]
Said, "Why don't you stop your crying?
Go outside and ride your bike!"
That's what I did
I killed my toe!

[Chorus]
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!

[Verse 4]
After dinner I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
Woke up in my mother's arms

[Chorus]
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Grandma, take me home!
Wanna be alone!