[Verse 1]
Tried to save the trees
Bought a plastic bag
The bottom fell out
It was a piece of crap (Piece of crap)

[Verse 2]
Saw it on the tube
Bought it on the phone
Now you're home alone
With a piece of crap (Piece of crap)

[Verse 3]
I tried to plug in it
I tried to turn it on
When I got it home
It was a piece of crap (Piece of crap)
(Piece of crap)
(Piece of crap)

[Verse 4]
Got it from a friend
On him you can depend
I found out in the end
It was a piece of crap (Piece of crap)
[Verse 5]
I'm trying to save the trees
I saw it on TV
They cut the forest down
To build a piece of crap (Piece of crap)
(Piece of crap)

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 6]
Went back to the store
They gave me four more
The guy told me at the door
It's a piece of crap (Piece of crap)

[Outro]
A piece of crap