Rick Astley
Epic Rap Battles of Megamix. Forum Freakshow vs Rick Hentai.
[Verse 1: Forum Freakshow]
F TO THE R TO THE FREAK TO THE S-H-O-W. YOUR WEEB ASS MAKES ME VOMIT WHILE I’M TRYING TO E-A-T [OREOS]!
I’VE BEEN IN THIS [GAME] SINCE 2008. THE ONLY REASON THAT YOU’RE FAMOUS IS A S-O-N-G THAT PEOPLE [FUCKIN] HATE!
I’M RAGS TO RICHES WHILE Y-O-U HAVE RAGS FOR BITCHES. 3D WOMEN DITCH YOU FASTER THAN M-Y TRANSITION SWITCHES!
I’M LIGHTING [BONFIRES], YOU’RE JUST RUBBIN’ STICKS. YOU GOT THAT YEE-YEE A-S-S HAIRCUT AND A COTTON-FILLED [BITCH]!
YOU’RE AN O-L-D MAN’S RECORD, I’M PART OF A GENERATION. MY MUSIC B-O-B-S HEADS, YOURS JUST CAUSES M-O-R-E FRUSTRATION
I’VE ENTERTAINED BILLIONS, I’M O-N-E HELL OF A [STAR], NOW GO CRY ME SOME MORE T-E-A-R-S, I NEED SOME MORE AT THE BAR
NEVER G-O-N-N-A FIND A GIRLFRIEND ‘CAUSE YOU’RE FULL OF RED FLAGS. I’M THE K-I-N-G OF YOUTUBE, YOU’RE A BAIT-AND-SWITCH GAG!
NOW GO WALLOW IN YOUR SADNESS, I’M C-R-A-Z-Y AND BOOZED UP. I MAY APPROVE THIS MESSAGE BUT YOU’RE THE O-N-E GETTING GAVE [UP]!
[Verse 2: Rick Hentai]
Well, if it isn’t Mr. Stalking-Other-People’s-Moms. ‘Cause he knows his pickup game sucks like Comedians On
This is serious, you have to come and 戦え. or it’s more than your fame to which you have to say goodbye!
My songs blow the roof off huge, just like a Titan while your bars are soft, you need Viagra for your plight, son
You’re losing faster than the rights to YFM, why don’t you go back and Rewind back to 2010!
Here’s a tip, a little knowledge from me to you: When I Fall In Love, it’s not with Me at the Zoo
It’s not with Me at the Zoo
So tighten up your bars, you’re Kishimoto with the filler. My flow is Yoshikage- it’s quick, and it’s killer!
You think that you’re slick, I’m a cultural sensation! Turn you off like SAO 2 – no hesitation
The Bottom Line is, Ray, the fans want more of Me! Me! Me! The King of the Internet equals 1, not 3!
[Verse 3: Forum Freakshow]
WOAH, M-A-N, YOU’RE TALKIN’ LIKE YOUR BRAIN’S MADE OF [SPAGHETTI]. WHO K-N-E-W SUCH A LOUSY NOTE COULD B-E SO FUCKIN’ SWEATY?
YOU THINK YOU’RE H-O-T SHIT BUT YOU’RE FOREVER A-L-O-N-E. THERE’S NOTHING Y-O-U COULD EVER DO TO LEAVE THE [MOTHERFUCKIN’] FRIEND ZONE!
TOGETHER FOR-NEVER, YOU THINK YOU’RE C-L-E-V-E-R BUT YOU AIN’T, COMIN’ AT ME WITH YOUR OUTFIT M-A-D-E IN MS PAINT!
SO BACK O-F-F THIS THRONE! YOUR MEME IS GONNA [DIE!] AND GO TELL YO’ M-A-M-A I’LL BE BY HER POOLSIDE
[Verse 4: Rick Hentai]
So, you want another round? You must be a masochist. I’ll leave your soul hanging like its Fullmetal Alchemist!
It Would Take a Strong Strong Man to keep hearing what you say, so here’s a language that you’ll understand: Ockfay Ouyay!
I’ll take a stab at your job, cause you can’t get any laughs. I’ll get more subs and dubs by cutting your work in half!
With all these trash videos, could you really fuck a mother? If I wanted to listen to a clown, I’d watch Hunter Hunter!