It's a long way from home
Can't sleep at night
Call on your telephone;
Something just ain't right
That's evil, evil is going on wrong
I want to warn you brother
You better watch your happy home

You make it to your house
Knock on the front door
Run 'round to the back;
You'll catch him just before he goes
That's evil, evil is going on
I have warned you brother
You better watch your happy home

If you call on the telephone
And she answers long and slow
Grab the first thing smoking
And you have to haul her home
That's evil, evil is going on wrong
I have warned you brother
You better watch your happy home