[Intro]
You think I don't see what you're doing?
You think I don't see everything?
You thought you could trick me?
You thought your friends could stop me?
I see them
(All my, all my, all my, all my friends, friends, friends, friends)

[Chorus: Tyler Joseph]
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse

[Verse 1: Tyler Joseph]
Welcome to the room of people who have rooms of people
That they loved one day, locked away
Just because we check your guns at the door
Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades
You'll never know the psychopath sitting next to you
You'll never know the murderer sitting next to you
You'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?"
But after all I've said, please don't forget

[Chorus: Tyler Joseph]
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse
[Verse 2: Tyler Joseph]
We don't deal with outsiders very well
They say newcomers have a certain smell
You have trust issues, not to mention
They say they can smell your intentions
You'll never know the freak show sitting next to you
You'll have some weird people sitting next to you
You'll think "How did I get here, sitting next to you?"
Hands up, hands up (But after all I've said)
Sway, sway, go on, three (Please don't forget)

[Instrumental Breakdown]
(Watch it, watch it)

[Chorus: Tyler Joseph & Crowd]
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse, Romania!

[Bridge]
All my friends are heathens, take it slow (Watch it)
Wait for them to ask you who you know (Watch it)
Please, all my friends are heathens, take it slow (Watch it)
Wait for them to ask you who you know
[Outro: Tyler Joseph]
Why'd you come? You knew you should have stayed
I tried to warn you just to stay away
And now they're outside ready to bust
It looks like you might be one of us